Funny Irish SayingsA collection of funny Irish sayings to make you smile, but also to inspire you. Many of these famous sayings are funny, but also are inspirational and contain wisdom in their words. We hope you enjoy reading them as much as we enjoyed collecting them.
May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.
Funny Irish Saying
If you lie down with dogs you'll rise with fleas.
The best horse doesn't always win the race
Who gossips with you will gossip of you.
Better fifty enemies outside the house than one within
Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
There is not a tree in heaven higher than the tree of patience Funny Irish Saying
Where the tongue slips, it speaks the truth
It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life
You'll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Put silk on a goat and it is still a goat.
A cabin with plenty of food is better than a hungry castle
Everyone is nice till the cow gets into the garden
A man is often a bad adviser to himself and a good adviser to another.
If you are lucky enough to be Irish, then you are lucky enough.
May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
Humor to a man is like a feather pillow. It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort.
A watched kettle never boils.
An old broom knows the dirty corners best.
You must crack the nuts before you can eat the kernel.
A silent mouth is sweet to hear.
When God made time, he made plenty of it
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck.
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow,
and may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
A good retreat is better than a bad stand
Constant company wears out its welcome.
Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die.
Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.
Life is like a cup of tea, itís all in how you make it!
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