Funny Quotes about People

Enjoy these inspirational but funny quotes about people. We hope they bring a smile to your face. One of our favorite quotes is by Oscar Wilde, "People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately."
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Mark Twain

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Author Unknown

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations.
Martin Terman

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating; people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Oscar Wilde

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
P.D. East

Why are people so dissatisfied with everybody else so satisfied with themselves?
Dorothea Kopplin

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
Author Unknown

There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it.
Chinese Proverb

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Author Unknown

Some of the "room at the top" is created by the men who go to sleep there and fall off.
Dorothea Kopplin

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
Bob Dylan

You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership.
Dwight Eisenhower

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain

Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
Jonathan Swift

People count up the faults of those who keep them waiting.
French Proverb

"Don't care" kills more people than care. Dorothea Kopplin

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