Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Peter De Vries
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window.
A car is not the only thing that can be recalled by its maker.
hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.
Forest E. Witcraft
The winner ain't the one with the fastest car its the one who refuses to lose.
It's a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter