Milton Berle QuotesFamous inspirational quotes by Milton Berle a very famous American Comedian. While he was a comedian he also had a lot of wisdom. We hope you enjoy these quotes and sayings of Mr. Berle, 1908 - 2002.
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
It opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?"
"No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!"
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Learn some sort of trade, so at least we'll know what sort of work you're out of.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes!
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
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