Milton Berle Quotes

Famous inspirational quotes by Milton Berle a very famous American Comedian. While he was a comedian he also had a lot of wisdom. We hope you enjoy these quotes and sayings of Mr. Berle, 1908 - 2002.

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.
Milton Berle

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Milton Berle

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

It opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Milton Berle

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?" "No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!"
Milton Berle

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Milton Berle

Learn some sort of trade, so at least we'll know what sort of work you're out of.
Milton Berle, New Faces of 1937

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes!
Milton Berle

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
Milton Berle

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
Milton Berle

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