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Jack Benny Quotes

A collection of inspirational Jack Benny quotes to make you smile and inspire you. This American Comedy Entertainer lived during the period of 1894 -1974 and brought smiles to the faces of millions. We hope these famous words said by Mr. Benny inspire you.

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny



It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny

Modesty is my best quality. Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

perhaps not an inspirational quote, but one that may make you smile. From the movie, Hollywood Canteen (1944):
Mugger: "Don't make a move. This is a stick-up. Your money or your life! Look bud, I said, your money or your life!"
Jack Benny replies: "I'm thinking it over."


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