Bob Hope Quotes

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Bob Hope

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope