Bob Hope Quotes

Enjoy this collection of Bob Hope quotes. He has inspired millions and brought his sense of humor into many homes. His relaxed and enjoyable way allows him to make you smile even when you may not have felt like it. This American Comedian lived from 1903 - 2003.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Bob Hope

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope


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