Jack Benny Quotes

Famous quotations by Jack Benny

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny

Modesty is my best quality.
Jack Benny