Milton Berle Quotes

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.
Milton Berle

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Milton Berle

It opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes!
Milton Berle

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
Milton Berle

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
Milton Berle